"Sorry for the wait. We're about 20 years behind," said the fairy, oblivious to your surprise.
"Let's see, you wished to be a dragon! There you go! You have a good day."
Gone, in a cloud of dust, leaving you; long, scaly, horns and claws, too big for the room.
What now? #tf
(I'm sure this is based on something but I couldn't find a link. Anyone know?) #tf