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Getting banned from the paleontology forums for posting "oh no is he ok?" every time they find a new fossil

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#tf, you 

Giant wolverine stops off at the coffee shop, orders their usual, and curls up in the big seat.

Maybe one day there was a spontaneous transformation; days and weeks of blushy awkwardness, broken furniture, chipped cups.

Now your own claws are growing in, hands becoming large paws, change rushing through you. But it's helpful to know that things will settle down in time. ❤️

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welcome to Computer Mac. on Mac you can just your files.

you: "wow!!! my are just right where i need ?" Apple

me: yes... on Mac. Life's is Like That (tm)

Computer Mac: Where do Me Want to Mac Today ? Mac (tm)

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the transgender urge to be both unnoticeable and the coolest person in the room

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You can't solve the housing crisis without breaking the car culture of USian cities.

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Buttplug Wireshark interaction is a *fantastic* idea.

HACK THE GIBSON WITH YOUR BUTT.

The way cyberpunk was meant to be.

RT @xssfox@twitter.com

@buttplugio@twitter.com @qDot@twitter.com does buttplug.io support Wireshark? There could be some nice packet rate / length options

🐦🔗: twitter.com/xssfox/status/1497

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witch lifehack: sit on the bus and imagine little cubes and pyramids tumbling around you instead of catching up on social media

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hey you know those "only this many left in stock!! people are buying them fast, look!!!! hurry!!!!!!" things

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sorry to ffxiv post but they keep making the ishgardian communal dinner table salt rock more and more canon and i need to talk with someone about it

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may or may not have also made a cyberpunk 2077 delay announcement generator

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